when people ask u sex questions and ur just like 

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60 Minions more until 300!

pocket-size-super-villain:

A brief welcome to the new recruits! Hello everyone! I am Gru and I will be your super villain today and for as long as I’ll be. Welcome to my lab! Be nice to de other Minions and blah blah blah! *Sets a box of bananas for all of you* 

Help me reach 300 by handing out my card! *Reaches inside my jacket and takes one out* image